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I live in Manchester.I like glitter, drinking herbal tea and being fab. "Happiness is pizza on a Friday"
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Me:You know just chillin. Oh this? It's a cigarette. It's chill it's just a metaphor. Been waiting all day to tell someone that. Haha deep 🚬
Person:That's a candy stick.

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

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(Source: organmeat, via crappybird)

I’m looking at you!

Kidnapper:Get in the fukin van
Me:Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:Wut
Me:Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh